Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every concussion has its silver lining
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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