is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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