Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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