I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm like, not good at living.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016