What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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