let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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