maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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