oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is the high leading the old right now
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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