I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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