You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
should my penis look like a turkey
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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