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From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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