if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My vagina is officially offended.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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