It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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