Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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