You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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