I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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