she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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