She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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