no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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