The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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