WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.