Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I found somebody to have a 3 sum with

(586): View more from Michigan

shutup! Who?!?

(248): View more from Michigan

Hahaha April fools!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.

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(631): View more from New York

Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!

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(574): View more from Indiana

all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

That's the best idea I've heard all day.

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(509): View more from Washington

I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake

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