ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.