Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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