white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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