Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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