the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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