I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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