my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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