I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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