he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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