let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
my shit smells like andre
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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