My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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