My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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