"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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