We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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