Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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