just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Sorry my hands just texted you
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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