I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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