What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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