Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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