I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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