I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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