wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
