I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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