The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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