There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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