i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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