Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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