I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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