What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize