How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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