Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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