umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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