im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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