Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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