Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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